Sunday, September 18, 2011
Oh, the things they say!
Micah: When Grandma was ten, did she know what a bathtub was?
Micah: I wish I could get chickenpox so I could have a milkshake with a bendy straw and a new video game.
Micah: I wonder what a bee's tongue looks like?
Micah: What is sex? Is that when you dance?
Lilah: Where do you go when you die?
Me: To Heaven. But you have to love Jesus and ask him to live in your heart. (Look of confusion on Lilah's face!)
Me: You pray a special prayer and ask if he will live in your heart.
Lilah: Well... I will if you want me to.
Me: Lilah, you don't do it because I want you to, you do it because you want to do it.
Lilah: (shrug) Okay. (and walks away).
Lilah: We should adopt another kid.
Lilah: I LOVE staying in hotels!
Lilah: When you die, do you do this? (She puffs up her cheeks and holds her breath)
Me: (to Zoe who is laying on the floor) Are you bored?
Zoe: No. I am Zoe.
Me: My tummy hurts.
Zoe: Then I should drive the car. Lilah and I will sit in the front seat and you and Abby can sit in the backseat.