Thursday, May 9, 2013
Oh, the things they say!
When I got into the car with some baking from the store...
Zoe: Mama! Whatcha got there?!
After I told her to do something...
Zoe: Why? Cuz you're a smart, smart, smart, smmaaaarrrrrt cookie?!
When I rested my feet on her tummy, while sitting on the sofa...
Zoe: Seriously mom! You are killing me!
My kids never listen to me... When I explained to Zoe that I would like her to put her Easter treats in one spot, so they wouldn't get mixed up with the other kids, I asked her to repeat what I had said to her...
Zoe: Blah. Blah. Blah.
*they saw a jogger and thought they should run too!
Micah: Mom, why are there leaves in the soup?
Micah: I need to go kill some cows, so I can have some leather. (Apparently, he was playing Minecraft).
Lilah: Mom, do bears eat fish without cooking them? That is soooooo gross! They are soggy and they eat the tails and eyeballs and everything! Yuck!
Zoe: Mom, you are the queen!
Zoe: (curtsying) Now would you please do something with your hair!
I tried to explain to Zoe that I am the mom and it is my job to teach her what is right and what is wrong.
Zoe: You are not being nice to me! You are teaching me wrong and I want to be the parent!